//RECENT NEWS!//
Today, Sombreroman has been discovered. We Proceeded to attempt to interview him, but he was too comfortable to have a serious discussion. We now go into this attempted interview, over what exactly he's planning on doing when he recovers and Re-Enters Cosmoteer's Forumverse…
(Live Footage of Sombrero In a S O F T Blanket made by his cousin.)
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "Hey, Sombrero! What kind event are you planning on starting when you return?"
Sombreroman: "...What? Wait... How are you breaking the fourth wall?"
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "What...?"
Sombreroman: "You're literally talking to your creator. I'm basically having a conversation with myself creating this conversation... Anyway, let's just say that some secrets are going to break through the Fold, between each side of this Event... One Side being more human than they first appeared... The Other, More Cruel than one could originally imagine, under the Façade of Blind Loyalty. And Between this everybody will get caught in the Crossfire as two men try to change the Galaxy Forever in this conflict..."
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "So... Cosmolord?"
Sombreroman would Death-Stare the Interviewer...
Sombreroman: "NO."
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "Uh... Okay... Anyway... Where will the Brotherhood be? The Corruption?"
Sombreroman: "A Nice Metaphor for the Situation would be a Jelly Sandwich; Two Older Factions, and Chaos and the Newcomers squished in the Middle, as the Good Stuff that Brings out the true personalities of everybody."
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "And Who are the Neonians? The Anonymous Spectra?"
Sombreroman: "Just Rummage into some older posts. In Some Regards I just failed at the Buildup... However, Bad Storytelling is best left forgotten. Spare your Eyes of seeing just how bluntly I put something so Important to this Buildup. Anyway, Today has me TIRED. Sorry Lad, but I think you Should Return to your Univers- WAIT A MINUTE, HOW'D YOU GET HERE?!"
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "UH, IT WAS THAT ONE ENGI THAT KEEPS STEALING THOSE DOCUMENTS."
Sombreroman: "Oh... Yeah, Tell that kid to stop creating Space Rifts to Alternate Realities. Last time this happened, we got some BAD Storytelling, and I do not want to cringe right Now... In fact, I'd Like to sleep. This Blanket is too Comfortable to deny."
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "What...?"
Sombreroman: "It is softer than a Thrumbo, Man. and those things are FLUFFY."
4th Wall-Breaking B.L.A.D.E. Interviewer: "...May I touch it?"
Sombreroman: "...No."
And thus, another day passes with Sombrero in Seclusion...
