Alpha Deep Breath
^ Ship is Slower than a Writhem
^ Turned a Fast Hit-&-Run Ship into a Bad Tank
^ Unexpectedly bad... I had High Hopes for this Domini Naturae Ship, but It Crashed and Burned.
^ TL;DR: Armour is Inferior to Shields on Fighters.
^ The B.D.N.C... (Blockade and Defence Nano Class) I had High Hopes for this One. Problem was: This was one of my First ships, So It was in all ways Terrible.
^ Why Did I put on Non-Functioning Bombs...?
^ Before I redesigned and Improved Alpha... It Speaks for Itself. Brain Bleach is welcome.
^ Eh... Just read the lore and you'll know why this ship is even more disturbing.
^ What Do I Not have to say about the Original Defender Class? It was Garbage in it's Role as a Support Cruiser...
^ A Ship Dirtier than an the orbit of Sigma Nvacto III.
^ Classic Carnivore Humor... But that doesn't Excuse it's bad design ,considering it's Pre-Detonator.
^ The Alternative Version with Electro-Bolts is better. MIC DROPPED.
^ Finally, We get to the Exact Reason I made this comment. It's Design is Cool for a new Player at the time... It looks Fine... Right? Nope. The Cannons are the Exact Reason the Siege Class Beta Suffers. The original Beta, as easily seen, was made to cut through a Ship and Finish it's flanking run quickly using it's Ion Beams. Thus, That was the EXACT PROBLEM with this ship. Large Cannons are slow and bulky, and the position of the Cannon's ammo Factories doesn't help either. Not to mention, but How long do you think it'll take for the Siege class to Cripple a Ship Whole? Moral of the Story: Sometimes, The worst things are created by the best of intentions.
^ A Dogfighter Gone Wrong... It has some Relatives from when I tried to make more, Improved ones, but In the End, you will need a Rear-Facing Engine Eventually.
^ The First time I tried to Create a PVP-Dominating Ship. You See any problems with my Young, Carefree Assumptions?
^ Three words: It. Can't. TURN. I had one Job.
^ As I continued to Try and find a Successful Flanking ship, I eventually created this baby: The Remora. Sure, She Failed horrifically, but she had heart... Even if she's an old Design.
^ That's one slow Police Vehicle. Yes, It was a Police Vehicle, made to surprise attack Enemies. I guess it was another Flanking design, though I forgot what it's name meant... "CAPH".
^ I think I forgot Something again...
^ Massive Ship - Fire Extinguishers = Failure
^ Yes, THIS was my next upgrade from the Remora. Let it speak for itself.
^ My First Large Ship, The Macroblade One. There simply wasn't any fixing it; I Tried Remaking it, but it was still bad. Moral of the Story: If it's Nicknamed "D Titanic", then you know there is at least one thing wrong with it.
^ The Original Mion Class's armour made it unable to do pretty much anything... Well done, ancient Race that Created Domini Naturae and the Eroberers. Truly showing your Supremacy in Design.
^ The First in my Bad Series of Modules...
^ It came out a Lot worse than I thought it would...
^ My original Upgrade to the Photon Decimator... Was Bad. Very, VERY bad...
^ Please, If you need Brain Bleach, I'm handing some out for free...
^ It's old, and It was meant to be the Star of an RP event. That's why it's so bad.
^ "The Road to Hell is Paved with good intentions."
^ The ancestor of the Backwater Station. Some who look through my old posts may remember it as the star of Captain Alex's Debuting Story.
^ Created by The Man who lead the Carnivores at a Young age, the Slaving Artificial Intelligence, or S.A.I... Was actually Quite Disappointing, both in her RP introduction and in her original Creation. The worst crime she's ever committed was stealing Cookies from Children, though... AND THAT IS AN ACT OF PURE EVIL. (And It doesn't help that Samuel Latowe Originally wanted S.A.I. to be like his Grandma. The only Remnant of her personality is the fact that her Ships Meow; Grandma Latowe was quite the Crazy Cat Lady.)
^ Hmm... Am I forgetting about something again?
^ Although I'd make this an "And... Again?" joke, I need to stress one thing: The Carnivores Literally Improved this ship into something far better than the original, Police Version. Why is this Impressive? At the time, The Carnivores Were not an Empire of Sorts; They were Still just Scummy Pirates! And they still Made the Crusher Class better!
^ The Prince of Diamonds is a Summarization of my Woes of trying to Create an Anti-Swarm Ship; As Hard as I tried, I could never design a Good Looking Ship that works against Swarms, and it only adds insult to injury when you realize the Prince of Diamonds looks like an Orange...
^ MY EYES!
^ So why is this Ship Bad? Well... It just doesn't Compare to the Focused power of the Original Shield Charger, and later, the Shield Discharger; a Combat Retrofit of the Shield Charger. So In the Ent, the Square Shield Charger was just a Design I can't find myself returning to Anytime Soon.
^ Fun Fact: Domini Naturae were once "Semi-Friendly" Rivals of the Original Scavengers. So, When Terribili heard of the whole "Poke it with a Stick!" Conundrum, he Decided to Plagiarize… And turn it into the Deadliest, most Horrific Ship Pre-Construction Disabling Ship the Galaxy had ever seen. I don't think Scav would be the only one who'd sue Terribili; I think Ridley Scott will also Sue him for this; The Stickfig is the Closest you'll ever come to "Chestbusting" an enemy Ship...
^ "SOMBRERO WHY?!"
^ My Second... Or was this actually the First?... Attempt at Upgrading the Photon Decimator, the Tachyon Decimator was Supposed to be a ship that could keep regenerating itself to be a constant Nuisance, but Hmm... I think it's Escape pod Is missing something...
^ Believe it or not, if you Fly her well, the Baculite's Beak is one heck of a good craft, actually using large cannons well as a Spinal Weapon. But even then, if it's ever paired with a bad Pilot...
^ Yes. A Ship Meant to have one Crew Member. See, I originally meant for this ship to be the Star of an Event that would actually partially explain what happened to the earth and how it was destroyed... But It didn't catch any interest immediately, so whatever remnant of my younger self that still remained inside of me just decided to delete the even all together...
^ Yet another failed even Star, this Giant Octogon Known as "The Jumper" would be an Anomalous, Strange Object that would simply appear randomly. Unfortunately, I never took it anywhere. Quick word of Advice: Don't wait for People to look for your Jumping ship Event; Jump into somebody else's "Territory" (AKA Post) and present it as a strange, Random object.
^ Damn, Sombrero, back at it again with those toasters!
^ I do not want to Explain why I made it wider...
^ One of my attempts to create a ship on par with the Base Game Ships.
^ My Third attempt at Creating a Working Flanking ship, and the only one that has a legacy. You may know her as Alex's original Ship, the Ultralite 1... Wait a minute... WHERE ARE THE TURNING THRUSTERS?! (Wait... I just realized. The Reason so many of my ships don't have turning thrusters is because before the Thruster update, Thrusters could Turn their Thrust... Well then. Rest in Piece, Old Thrusters.)
^ It was supposed to be a Decoy for the A.I.; It didn't work.
^ Starships may have been meant to fly, but Fighters were NEVER meant to be Uni-Directional broadsiders.
^ Although this Ship would Explain Some Lore about the Zenioth's Cannons, the Ship itself was never good. It's Just a Smaller version of the Siege Battalion Craft.
^ It's like the Monoquad Relic, but worse. Yet another mic dropped.
^ Fun Fact: Beyblades do not make for good Defensive turrets.
^ Dear Old Sombrero: I Recommend you Flip the Ship to have it's mouth facing UPWARD...
^ That's one big Mutalisk. Given, My Corrupter Didn't fair much better when It comes to size...
And there it is; My Entire Collection of Bad Designs... To think this list is Partially Conservative, too...
