Scavanger Archives: Testimate 4, Workshop 5, Archive 1293

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Tson Archive Supivisor: You’re not Carl... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CARL YOU BEAST!

Tson

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++Err... Hnnwho iss caaarl? I am caaallling froom Ascender Spacee++

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Tson YOU HAVE TAKEN CARK TO ASCENDER SPACE?! RETURN HIM IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL ATTACK!

Tson

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++HnnWHO IS CARLL? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKIIING AAABOUT, Caan I pleease speak to someonee else?++

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Tson Not until you tell me what you did with Carl!

“Carl” walks into the room

Carl: What’s the matter now!
Archive Manager: They replaced you didn’t they! I can see straight through their disquise! Oh yes I can! Alright mister doppelgänger, what was the first team we were placed in together?!
Carl: It was team charlie.
Archive Manager: Oh, so they did a little research eh? What shirt was I wearing?
Carl: The same one you’re wearing right now. Oh, and by the way, it stinks.
Archive Manager: Where have you taken the real Carl!?
Carl: sigh Anyway, lemme see this... turns to the notification oh hi there, what’s the matter?

Tson

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++Hnnello, finally someeone whoo isn't a three month sleeep depriiiived conspiraaacy theeorist, I am taalking to you oon behaalf oof the ascenders, wee require daaaaaa, daaaaa, dadadaaatdatdaaatdadat, IInformation on significant lifeforms of your gaaaalaxy++

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Tson You’re gonna need a bigger harddrive. Would you like to start with fauna or flora? And in which systems?

Or just “Whatever works”?

Tson

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++Hnnonly sentient lifeforms, noot plaants, well, unless they are sentiiient plants, thouugh not inteeligent life, juust sentient.++

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Tson (No, i want only non-sentient life.)

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Tson /transmission begin/
SEARCHING FOR FILES w/ Tag(s): life
0% complete (testimate 0, workshop 0)
1% complete (testimate 1, workshop 5)
2% complete (testimate 1, workshop 7)
3% complete (testimate 1, workshop 13)

2 hours later

99% complete (testimate 3, workshop 128)
100% complete (testimate 3, workshop 131)

All done! That’s just about everything we’ve got.

Sorry if you’re computer crashed a few times. Yah don’t go several thousand years of buisness without learning a few things.
/transmission end/

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Amazing_Goob
(What, so, plants?)

Amazing_Goob

Tson (anything, fungus, animals, bacteria, PLANTS.)

Tson

Amazing_Goob
(But sentience does not mean intelligence, merely that it has a brain not just mindless hormones)

Amazing_Goob

Tson JUST ANYTHING, ITTELIGENT OR NOT.

Tson

Amazing_Goob
(ok ok)

Amazing_Goob

jbox1 Sees data shark "We're going to need a bigger archive. "