The Holy Cult of Jabba [Multi-Person Faction/Lore]

G4L4XY

Brank

"Ouch! Somebody, get me the anti-shock gloves- oh, another stupid spam mail. Binary plebs..."

"LEAVE ME ALONE FOUL CREATURES! BEGONE! Error 404, Translation not found. GO! LEAVE ME!"

The officers chuckle at the ship's message.

"Pshh. Flibha, get Blabahui, he knows how to deal with these sorts of things..."

Meanwhile...

The second great move...

Collision Progress: 5%, speed increasing. Negativity levels in target galaxy increasing.

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY He jumps in quick. (By the way this is just a part of Ixornvas.)

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

(oh, ok)

Ixornvas manages to slip through, but now he needs to take shelter. Aha! A conveniently placed billboard!

The border patrol anti-fruitfish pulls out his anti-light rifle, keeping the flex-seal carrier safe...

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY He poses as the mascot of "Fat King"

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

The disguise works, border patrol looking in awe.

"Fat King? Weren't all the burger joints shut down? I'd kill for a quintuple bacon cheese ranch barbecue ketchup mustard deluxe-blubber burger!"

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY Suddenly, a

G4L4XY quintuple bacon cheese ranch barbecue ketchup mustard deluxe-blubber burger

Appears in front of him. (He couldn't help it XD)

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

"Is this a miracle? Praise Bjab'Lur, Fat King has returned!"

The patrol runs up to the burger, fighting over pieces. This gives Ixornvas a chance to pass through the now unguarded security...

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY He runs past the border security, heading towards Jabba's place.

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

As he makes a run for the capital, Ixornvas notices that the golden glow of Jabba's place is missing. Upon closer inspection, the worlds seem to be covered in... dark biomass and strange pockets of fluid. The place is a mess.

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY He yells: "JABBA? YOU THERE?"

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

The words echo, suddenly bouncing back, distorted, but countless times louder.

"jAbBaAaAaAaA? YoU tHErE?"

A bright, golden blink on the other side of the galaxy catches Ixornvas' eyes...

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY He runs over there like he's wearing seven-lightyear boots.

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

Ixornvas arrives within a minute, only to see a gigantic hand-shaped temple, approaching a tower made of pure biomass. The tower's "eye" blinks, melting five of the temple's escorts.

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY He walks into the temple.

Rougechicken

G4L4XY Suddenly a strange distortion in all of physics would Warp in devoid of any fat
(Yes the kraken has returned)

Rougechicken

G4L4XY The kraken would be seen being drawn towards the raw chaos seemingly feeding on it

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY Ixornvas is getting impatient.

G4L4XY

Rougechicken

Whatever warped in ended up slapped hard by a blubbery fin and kicked down the stairway to the Mangoverse, a system of anti-divine intervention. Maybe finding a way through the borders without using powers would help...

Meanwhile, outside the moving universe, the kraken finds more chaotic energy to feed on. Probably a work of the outer unholy fortresses.

Rougechicken

G4L4XY the kraken would then create a portal just under the mango verse entering into the Code

G4L4XY

Rougechicken

He ends up slapped once more and given the boot, a ticket in its face.

"No entry by warping, reality-bending, and divine powers allowed! Minimum fine of five mangoes!"

Maybe it could sneak past through Mangoverse borders?

(maybe do what ixornvas did, sneak in through a crack in the unholy outer wall)

Rougechicken

G4L4XY (never said he was entering through the code)

G4L4XY

Rougechicken Code? Even if he did make it, he would have to find a way to sneak past the border patrol)