One day later...
Ching! Bing! Ding! Your doom is coming! Bing! Li-
Jabba swats at the bells of doom, thinking it was his alarm clock.
"Strange. I didn't change my ala-"
The Mangolord looks down in horror, seeing that the first bell has rung. He then peeks through the reality curtain, still wearing his robes and nightcap. He sees fruitfish children jumproping, some pies, a shower running with nobody inside.
"Must've been a prank. Bu'Yabba, you got leftovers?"
No response comes from the fatkeeper.
"Bu'Yabba, Bu'Yabba? Are you eating the fat that you're supposed to be keeping?"
Still no response...
"Do I have to check on you with the allseeing security camera? 3, 2, 1. I'm checking on you!"
The allseeing security camera comes on, revealing... pure darkness. Jabba snaps awake, realizing that something's off with his mind. Quickly, he flings the divinity-eating leech off of his chin, seeing all once again.
"Stupid leeches. Always sucking my powers in the morning. I need to get bug spray..."
Jabba reaches into the all-giving refrigerator, pulling a half-eaten Burgerworld burger. He reaches his hand, searching for a slab of Bjab'Lur's fat, but nothing comes. The chinscratcher floats in to scratch Jabba's thin as he thinks. His eyes begin to widen as he sees what happened.
"LEECHES KEEPING ME FROM SEEING, MY PEOPLE ARE IN DANGER! SERVANTS, GET ME THE HOLY MANGO JUICE!"
The servants walk in, the Mangolord snatching the mango juice in a rough manner. They quickly get away, seeing Jabba in a bad mood. Unfortunately, they trip down the stairway to heaven, as they ignored the wet floor sign.
5:06:12 until the next purge.
