The United Galaxies (UG) #2

Gladiaxa

the_guy545 Talk to your secretary general, he signed, he signed. It's not up to me to make a mistake, here are photocopies of the documents.

the_guy545

Gladiaxa “Um, sure, whatever the boss says. Can’t argue with the boss...the boss...the bo- the boss! Where is he! Boss! You have a delivery!”
He runs to look for me, but I am currently at Offworld, as I alerted no one where me and Jamoke were going.
“The boss...he’s...he’s gone!”

Amazing_Goob

RandomCommander Wait, what?

RandomCommander

Amazing_Goob The previous Voidborn Empire were called the Voidborn Empire before they fell, now this new Voidborn Empire is just called "The Voidborn," though they are in the middle of reclaiming it.

Basically, same story with a different faction.

Amazing_Goob

RandomCommander oh, ok.

the_guy545

DocSlime Jamoke looks at me, with an expression of worry. He sees that the ship hailing us is heavily armed, and we only have to laser cannons.
“You sure about this, homes?” he asks.
I ignore him, and I hail Hexer.
/INCOMING TRANSMISSION/
“This Secretary-General @the_guy545, and you have torn up sacred property!
I lift up the box to the holoscreen, with the lid open, and I show the contents inside.
“How dare you rip up our sacred oath! This is our most priceless artifact, and the only copy we have! Explain yourselves! Even then, you most definitely will be excluded from the United Galaxies.”
/END OF TRANSMISSION/

DocSlime

the_guy545
Transmission start
"I'm terribly sorry? What is that? Printing your own oath on paper, tearing it apart, and insulting me with it? Horrific! I refuse to be part of something that preys on growing factions like that. I'll be extremely glad if you exclude our glorious Offworld from your mud-stained list, and next time, don't steal OUR papers with YOUR ugly spies!"
Transmission end
A new-model Glitcher with two Orbs orbiting him jumps in the ship. He launches an Orb at the torn Oath, exploding it, and waves goodbye, after which he FTL-jumps back, leaving an arm and a leg behind due to lack of fuel.
"Dammit! Thank Deus we don't have pain sensors! Could you imagine, my glorious Leader, that your arm is in hostile territory and is being interacted with, and you are feeling it!"
"You have done much better than expected, no signs of evidence. Redeem two Rugs from U100. Code OATH."
"Acknowledged, Leader."
The Glitcher is carried by U66 to the robo-hospital, and U66 immediately resumes his duties.

Gladiaxa

the_guy545 Not my problem, put all the weapons guys, as the boss says, where otherwise you might end up at the Zambula market!

the_guy545

BattleCruiserCommander What’s so special about it?

BattleCruiserCommander

the_guy545 isn't that the oath?

LeftHandofGod

So....you guys gonna do anything about the High Imperium, or are you just gonna try and ignore them?

the_guy545

LeftHandofGod I’m waiting for my chance...

SnowDoggo

LeftHandofGod im trying to influence Thrawn to not loin that battle

the_guy545

DocSlime
/INCOMING TRANSMISSION/
“This is Se- ah never mind the formalities! Look, Hexer, if you merely just hearing this, I’m terribly sorry. I did not rip the Oath up. It is an important artifact. I was not trying to find a fight. It was just somehow torn up. I don’t know why. Please, please forgive me. I never wanted to remove you from our alliance. I-I’m sorry. You do not have to forgive me, or even reply to this transmission. Just know, I nevertheless meant for this to happen.
/END OF TRANSMISSION/

SnowDoggo

@the_guy545 dont go finding fights ok

[deleted]

the_guy545 Why was I not mentioned in this.....

Gladiaxa

BattleCruiserCommander no

Gladiaxa

BattleCruiserCommander this is the oath:
I, (your name here), solemnly swear to abide by all laws, policies, and regulations of the United Galaxies. I will do my duty to help defend others, and myself, and to aid in times of need. I will not harm others for the sake of it, and I will not let others do harm as well. I will protect the people, and give them the care they need. If I do not follow any of these policies set for us no to do harm, I will leave the organization. For now, as I give this oath, I am pledging allegiance for a greater cause than myself. I am now a part of the United Galaxies.

BattleCruiserCommander

Gladiaxa ohhhh..... but what if barbarians attack me? They never negotiate.

Gladiaxa

BattleCruiserCommander Logically, if you can not resort to diplomacy by trying it, you have the right to the force.

BattleCruiserCommander

I, BattlecruiserCommander, solemnly swear to abide by all laws, policies, and regulations of the United Galaxies. I will do my duty to help defend others, and myself, and to aid in times of need. I will not harm others for the sake of it, and I will not let others do harm as well. I will protect the people, and give them the care they need. If I do not follow any of these policies set for us no to do harm, I will leave the organization. For now, as I give this oath, I am pledging allegiance for a greater cause than myself. I am now a part of the United Galaxies.