I, (weak minded individual), solemnly swear to abide by all laws, policies, and regulations of the United Galaxies(cuz I'm a tool). I will do my duty to help defend others, and myself, and to aid in times of need(So weak dudes don't die). I will not harm others for the sake of it, and I will not let others do harm as well(cuz I need to grow sum balls). I will protect the people, and give them the care they need(Cuz no balls). If I do not follow any of these policies set for us no to do harm, I will leave the organization(Cuz u guys suck). For now, as I give this oath, I am pledging allegiance for a greater cause than myself(Democracy, more like communism XD). I am now a part of the United Galaxies.(gay)
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