Tson
May_the_Harpy
The soldiers in the planeship look at each other with confusion. The pilot curses just about everything and jumps back to Krekov Prime, somehow landing without a landing runway and nearly crashing. The crew and the representative are fine, and they walk out and point the representative to the cave.
"Shit, we're in such deep shit, men!"
"Dear Astrum, shut the hell up."
"Astrum?"
The soldier furiously points at his comrade.
"You see? YOU ALL SEE? He's worshipping that assha-"
The soldier suddenly turns into a pile of intestines right aboard the plane.