The New Offworld (Faction)

DocSlime

Mrowte
"You have a message."
Hexer looks down at his transmitter he just finished duct taping onto his arm to free the other arm. He looks at this message. He smiles.
"Oh, oh this is just stainless steel."
Beep
"Playing message."
The whole office laughs.
"You've heard it. Good lord, I can't believe we will fall to such individuals. Wait a minute. Uhh, let's do a quick check-up and attack at will after that. Councillor?"
"..."
"Councillor?!"
"..."
"Hm."
Hexer leaves to N's office and comes back with N looking like he just got assaulted and forced to come in the office.
"Almost ready. Officials have been departed amongst civilians, if an attack is sent, there is a roughly 5% chance of death of at least one authority."
The whole office cheers.
"Shall we wait or engage?"
"Hex, are you serious? I haven't gotten my gear yet! idiot."
"Fine, we shall wait."

Mrowte

DocSlime funny.

Gladiaxa

DocSlime I rest my question, it's here offworld, we are afraid of being wrong place ...

DocSlime

Gladiaxa
"You have a message."
"What is it? Let me execute the burial properly!"
Transmission start
"Sorry, we cannot understand your message due to multiple understanding variants which have such a low chance of being true that they are automatically excluded from thoughts to save processing power. Elaborate on your question."
Transmission end

Catplayz

DocSlime
//TRANSMISSION START//
The Kel´Shir Federation would like to help you defend against the ignorant fools opposing you. We currently can not send you direct military aid due to our ongoing battle with the crimson moon, but we would be happy to assist you in your evacuation. We could even give your people refuge within our territory, as it is large and well defended.
May the Shadows be with you. From now on, until the end of time.
//TRANSMISSION END//

Undated_Abyss

DocSlime
Why do they want to destroy offworld anyway?

EpicJp21

Catplayz Aiding the enemy I see,our alliance is finished. Prepare your people for the suffering which you have brought upon them!

DocSlime

Catplayz
Hexer rushes to the most secure transmitter in Councillor N's office.
Transmission start
"Greetings. Ah, screw the formalities. Thanks, but we do not need that just right now. FYI, we're dying and you are welcomed to these coordinates in about 600 years or earlier if we say so. Good time of day and try not to get yourself in trouble with this alliance."
Transmission end
Coordinates are sent along with the transmission. SFD-Ω Mn6

DocSlime

Undated_Abyss
Offworld denounced Second Tau Empire for hating humanity as a whole after one incident involving humans. A faction that consisted of androids and humans for 6 million years has got to keep equality. After that, allies of the Empire came to help in this clearly won fight.

Undated_Abyss

DocSlime
It would be entertaining if a certain OP faction showed up and whacked Thrawn...

Catplayz

EpicJp21
If you consider offering humanitarian help aiding the enemy. Even if you crush us, our ways will live on, waiting for the day that your light will fade.

EpicJp21

Catplayz Light cannot shine without darkness, and darkness must consume the light. I am the darkness and the light, a balance that none of you could understand. That is why you must be eliminated, for the greater good of my Empire and my Allies.

Catplayz

EpicJp21
You know nothing about balance, or what is good and what isnt. you only know destruction.

DocSlime

EpicJp21
Beep
"I have information that may be of use."
"Go on."
The sentientized magdrive reads the message aloud.
"So what you're trying to say that their mold-brained emperor claims to annihilate himself every (1-0,(9)) seconds?"
"Yes."
"Pfhahaha. What's with the preps, Auxiy?"
"Call me N, idiot! Half of the people here have shivs made out of the electric karand-ush sharpener thing. We can't fight like that, at least proudly!"

EpicJp21

Catplayz Alligence is a part of balance, keeping the system balanced. Keeping your promises, making sure alliances work and benefit both sides. Not to make irrational choices based on fear and pity, to embrace true balance, one must do whatever it takes to maintain it.

Tson

DocSlime EpicJp21
A Disturbence is located in deepspace

EpicJp21
++Hello this is sector 37 general hospital, do you realise that you are currently enacting a war in our system?++

EpicJp21

Undated_Abyss What did you have in mind? I haven't shown all that my Empire can do you know, me and my people have many secrets that are yet to be revealed. So go on and joke, while you still can...

Catplayz

EpicJp21
Our alliance with the UG predates our alliance with you. Our choice to side with them is not based on fear, but rather on the fact that your need to destroy would have lead to our downfall, would we have fought by your side. Instead we chose, to stay neutral and provide humanitarian and medical aid to those in need.

Undated_Abyss

EpicJp21
By a certain OP faction I mean one that will just delete your empire out of existance without even having to try
I dont joke

EpicJp21

Catplayz Ha, lead to your destruction! That is what you have done by providing uneccessary aid to the enemy! We cannot allow ourselves to be affiliated with such petty and careless insolence. You have sealed the fate of your people, so they will suffer the consequences.

EpicJp21

Tson No, I did not. But what am I to do?

DocSlime

Tson
"There's a physical messup somewhere in our system, Leader."
"Worse than magdrives?"
"Not necessarily."
"Forget about it. If it's that insignificant-"
"I SAID NOT NECESSARILY!"
"There are far more important things to do right now, screw the wrinkli-"
"FOLDING!"
"Folding, excu- wait. Folding? Interesting, let's see here..."

Tson

EpicJp21
++As the "new Offworld" is located in our system, we are allied to them, we demand you remove all hostile forces from this sector at once, a zipper team will be sent to escort you.++

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Three tiny light fighters approach the fleets

EpicJp21

Tson I must talk with my council about this first.