I was thinking of something totally random to make, and I was thinking about pretzels at the same time. So I made this:
Mass: 215.1 Tonnes
Crew: 32 Souls
Value: 239,000₡
Features:
- Cannons for blowing stuff up.
- Missiles for blowing stuff up.
- Lasers for lasering stuff.
- Electro-Bolts for making sure the stuff you're blowing up and lasering can't laser you in return.
- Shields so if the stuff does blow you up or laser you, you'll be fine (maybe).
- FTL Drives, so you can pretzel stuff across the entire galaxy.
- Explodies in bad locations. Sorry about that.
- Fire extinguishers so you don't burn the pretzel.
- Point defense for shooting down incoming explodies.
- Salt.
- Optional cheese sauce for 5,000₡ extra.
- Optional mustard for 5,000₡ extra.
- It's a pretzel, for [MEEP]'s sake! Who doesn't want that?!!
It's actually not that good in combat, it only beat one vanilla ship in the 200,000₡-300,000₡ range. That was the Crucible. But I know you guys want a pretzel.
Based on the sprite from Ms. Pac-Man.
