You receive a file via transmission from that one source again...
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A cheesy introduction track plays.
"Greetings to everyone who has received this! We are Flare Corporation, a group of scientists dedicated to solving the mysteries of the multiverse we live in, no matter how difficult, deadly, and terrifying it may be. You may ask, "Where do we do all of this?"
The answer is simple! We do most of this in our star-sized facilities, and some of it about anywhere else! Before you wish to learn more about us, read through the rules we have set for our work.
Rules
1 - No information shall be leaked (not even the names of scientists!). All who do so will be fired and wiped of memory.
2 - Refrain from harming subjects if sentient. (cough cough [REDACTED] incident cough cough)
3 - Redacted information stays redacted and shall NEVER be brought up.
4 - Be careful. Clumsy people can end up dead (a common sight!).
5 - Keep out of professional business if you're not a professional.
6- Listen to your supervisor and lead scientist.
7 - No releasing subjects unless permitted.
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Military
The message continues.
"Before you ask, "Where's the security? How do we prevent tragedies? Is there anything to protect us?,"
there is also an answer! We have an army of our own, in fact, an AI army!
Our military is made up of sentient AI, all commanded by gigantic and powerful Command AI "Admirals". I will show you a list of known (and not confidential) Command AI, and what they're like."
Genesis
Information confidential. Our apologies for the inconvenience.
AI Personality: Battle-Hardened, Very Mature, Rough, Leader
Position: In Command of AI Army
Status: REDACTED
Aegis
A feminine AI that commands the second largest fleets in the military. As an advanced AI, Aegis can answer almost anything you ask her (Asking her about the meaning of life causes brief errors. Doing so will get your permissions revoked). She is in control of a gigantic flagship, armed with [REDACTED], a battleship-sized gun that can disrupt space and time for as long as it is being fired, and many other weapons.
AI Personality: Mature, Calm, Somewhat Impatient, Leader
Position: Second-in-Command of AI Army
Status: Alive, Residing in Core of "Artificial Body C-984592"
Morphos
A masculine AI that has command of three large fleets and most of the ground forces. For some odd reason, Morphos enjoys hunting things down, so he is put in command of forces which hunt down and eliminate corrupted AI, traitors, and escaped projects. He controls a large yet speedy ship, which is armed with powerful and highly accurate weaponry, letting him terminate targets with ease. He is also rather... flirtatious with female AI...
AI Personality: Trigger-Happy, Laid-Back, Somewhat Tactical, Flirtatious...
Position: In Command of Elite Ground Forces, Fleet [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED], and Containment Forces.
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Threats
The message continues once more.
"It may seem like we have everything handled and live a peaceful and safe life, but that's wrong. There's some things that pose a threat to our expansion of knowledge and technology. It could be experiments that went wrong and escaped, corrupted AI, traitors, and so on. From here, we'll list some things to keep an eye on."
Experiment D-245760129304192402184 - The Blossom
Risk Factor: High
Status: Strong, attempting to be controlled by Containment Forces
Description: Bloodthirsty and violent hivemind of plants, originally an experiment that involved making a sentient plant by combining AI cores with a flower. Despite seeming like a success, [REDACTED] happened, and the hivemind was formed. Has the ability to take over life-forms and objects such as ships, plant a hybrid core in them, and turn them into a being of the hivemind. Aim for the core, fire can't harm them!
Corrupted AI
Risk Factor: Very High
Status: Increasingly Common, Somewhat Strong, attempting to be controlled by Containment Forces
Description: Somebody accidentally used the Hivemind Data Core given to us in a deal while adding a new AI to the army, and before we could recall them, it was too late. They have subjugated and "infected" other AI, including one of our powerful Command AI, Aurora, the current leader of the corrupt. We encourage you to leave this to some of our AI, for safety purposes.
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The message is coming to an end.
"Now that you know about our military, how we do things, and what threatens us, we can move on to ending this like every typical advertisement ends. No matter how difficult, no matter how deadly, and no matter how terrifying it may be, we will never stop learning until everything is learned. Join the effort today by going to the coordinates given below."
You are given a long set of coordinates.
"Flare Corp. Telemarketing AI, out."
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