A.S.S.

the_guy545

A.S.S.

Advanced Sentient Spacestation

An unknown object jumps out of hyperspace. It is a large, triangular object, with a large glowing red light in the center. What is it up to? And why is it here in the Cosmoteer Galaxy?

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The A.S.S.

Tyaestysu

the_guy545 a ship arrives near it and scans it

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Undated_Abyss

the_guy545
Some Voidborn scouts encounter it and start scanning it.

Gladiaxa

the_guy545 These images make me think of a movie with Tom Cruise ...

thebuilder

the_guy545 when i saw the title i thought it was about an ass

MegaNikiGaming

the_guy545
The Eclipse Hunters send a message.
CHANGE YOUR ACRONYM!
They then send a small scout to scan the station and communicate with it.

DocSlime

the_guy545 Transmission start
There is a completely emotionless voice with some quirks on a few consonants, apparently a vocoder. The sender appears to be Offworld's station.
"Iy pkiy pkitj ot?"
"Yey."
"Past, pkap ESK jay itpetye."
"Ip iy yuttetep! ESK itpetye!"
"Past! Yup ptatyyiot!"
Transmission end

EpicJp21

the_guy545 A.S.S. Wft has happened to this once great forum...

the_guy545

Tyaestysu Suddenly, a large red beam from the "eye" completely envelopes it. It appears to be scanning it. It then stops scanning.

Tyaestysu

the_guy545 the scan thing says to the space triangle it is a rock

the_guy545

Tyaestysu The station then sucks the ship into it using an unseen tractor beam. A portal opens up in the ship.

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Tyaestysu

the_guy545 the ship dephases

Tyaestysu

the_guy545 (ther is no crew)

the_guy545

Tyaestysu Oh...well then...
The station causes a loud humming, and it becomes so loud that it vibrates the ship, and suddenly all of its systems get knocked out. The tractor beam then drags it into the ship...

Tyaestysu

the_guy545 a way larger ship arrives out of a Hyperspace window and powers up weapons

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A random ship quickly zooms through the A.S.S. hole, avoiding the tractor beam.

the_guy545

The door closes before it can enter.

the_guy545

@ @Tyaestysu @Undated_Abyss
The A.S.S. starts to get irate. In sends out a very large EMP blast , knocking out all the ships in the sector.

Undated_Abyss

the_guy545
We were just scanning the...
The ships attempt to open communication with the ASS using reserve power.
The EMP also seems so distort around 3 separate points almost as if cloaked EMP shielded ships were present...

Tyaestysu

the_guy545 the large ship resists the EMP easely

the_guy545

Undated_Abyss The A.S.S. does not reply back.

TurboTwinky28

Lets nickname The A.S.S as The Donkey

Sombreroman

TurboTwinky28 Yeah for the purposes of preventing the future inappropriate jokes... Oh... I'm too late... Um, (Sombrero's real name)! What year is this?!

Sombrero: It's 2018, Time Travelling Anime Guy who shouldn't even exist, Alongside with inconsistent hair. Just go two days back and time to prevent this.

???: Uh, Okay.

...

Sombrero: Could you blame me? The guy had a Sword. And I'm just a Sentient Bearded dragon!

the_guy545

Gladiaxa AKA Oblivion.

Doge420GoodGuy

Gladiaxa They are from it. I can tell it.

Doge420GoodGuy

Gladiaxa I know what this movie is and i know we're both thinking about it but i can't memorize the name.

Undated_Abyss

the_guy545
The frigates that were previously cloaked decloak.
We suggest that you respond so that we may avoid hostile intent. Due to your EMP attack we will have no choice but to regard you as a threat and open fire if you do not respond. (This is broadcast to the ASS on all frequencies in all known languages, including binary and hexadecimal.)
The Voidborn ships begin using their highly advanced sensors to deep scan the ASS.

Gladiaxa

the_guy545 yes

the_guy545

Doge420GoodGuy Like I said before:

the_guy545 AKA Oblivion.