"Greetings, and welcome to your daily anomaly forecast by Shade."
General Shade proceeds to throw a piece of wood in the air and shatter it with his weapon.
"Today, this exact thing may have happened in a bunch of places, except there was the fabric of space-time and not wood, but you get the idea. Anyway, our Klein bottle from the previous episode was burned down by deliberate arson. Sad. Still, today we have a planet that is currently turning itself inside out, exposing its core. Scientists of nearby civilizations gather all around it to study the phenomenon and the core of a planet. It's one majestic show, if I must say. Next up, we have negative rain on the planet Temporis, home of a pre-sentient civilization of creatures that resemble worms on two pairs of limbs. The anomaly is in having rain drop right from earth in the sky, and since the creatures contain water much like any ordinary organic, the Temporis civilization is officially considered extinct."
"This concludes our anomaly forecast for today. Happy space-bending!"