GoodMorningCosmoteer "Excellent. May I present you an example?"
The man coughs and microjumps to a GMC-1, holding a very odd weapon-like object and the aforementioned PDA.
"Greetings, and welcome to your daily weather forecast. Right now, we can clearly see here the man presses something on his PDA, which reshapes into a large hardlight projector that shows a map of the Milky Way that the main spot for anomalous events happening is Offworld, encountering a large asteroid which shapes non-euclidean geometry out of itself when mined."
"Next, we have a suspicious dent in the fabric of space nearby Planet 40818925610 the man points at a spot in the projected map, spot is apparently in neutral territory, and the planet currently hosts a completely naturally formed Klein bottle on its surface, growing as a tree, whose trunk is the exact shape of the mentioned object. No, it is not for sale."
"This concludes Shade's Anomaly Forecast for today. Happy space-bending!"