GOOOOOOOOOOOOD morning cosmoteer!
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today on the weather, the burrowers are expecting large showers of cannon rounds from unknown attackers.
lets get an interview with those burrowers shall we?
---interview---
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AHHHH WERE ALL GONNA DIIIEEEESSS
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(yet another news jingle.)
solar wind is expected to hit all regions of the galaxy tomorrow, as well as comet storms the next day.
in unrelated news, president Puppers of the pupulon republic is attending a new galactic peace treaty with all the factions in our galaxy. the area is heavily secured and guards are placed ever---
loud sigh
man there's nothing to watch on television.
hey, there's some pirates trying to challenge us, wanna go kill them?
sure.
Door opens.
shouts and gunshots can be heard.
door closes.