DocSlime Sirens go off inside the station, and the response was extremely quick. Bright red combat androids with varying amounts of firepower rush to the area where the gelatinous being was, but stop short of firing their weapons at the... "cute" creature. Then one of the Core-AI Avatars enter the area, it... he? had a circular head with no face, and a rather large almond-shaped eye protruding from the torso.
"CAUTION: THIS WAS A TEST BY THE SEEMINGLY DOOMED OFFWORLD FACTION, THEREFORE THERE IS NO VISIBLE THREAT. REGARDLESS: WE NEED TO SEND THEM A WARNING, I HAVE JUST THE IDEA."
A video is shown to the source of the space-folding incident, It shows the interior of a space station, very red and menacing, with a bunch of security-grade combat androids surrounding what seems to be a slime. In the corner, a much bigger, holographic figure with no face but one big eye on its upper body addresses what seems to be recording this video:
"Welcome to Fortress Alpha. I'm Zero-Quad, and this is Jackass."
Zero-Quad disappears from view and gives the order to fire, in which all 5,483 security androids present fire their weapons at the slime - the weaponry varies from plasma beams, laser cannons, missile launchers, high-powered railguns, miniature hyperspace-beams, photon missile launchers, high-intensity thermite burners, riftspace antiproton weapons, and a microscopic nuke thrown in at the end. Needless to say, there was no trace of the slime afterward.
Zero-Quad returned, "On a more serious tone, I suggest that you do not try that again, gods forbid by using an actual, important asset of yours like a well-known diplomat. We realize the mandatory nature of testing experimental weaponry, but we must insist you do not try that again - at least towards us. The resulting reaction will be elevated with every additional attempt. That is all."
The video ends.