RandomCommander The manual reads:
Congratulations on purchasing one of Jake’s own Doomsday Devices!
Disclamer: usage of Doomsday Device or other Doomsday Device products may be considered a war crime in some areas. Please consent the local government before usage. The user must be aware at all times that usage of the Doomsday Device may cause severe injury/death.
SAFTEY:
It is recommended that you maintain a distance of 1,000,000km when using the Doomsday Device. Remember to arm the Doomsday Device with the knowledge that you must have a plan of escape or disarmament of the Doomsday Device.
SETTING UP THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE:
To arm the Doomsday Device, use the keypad to type in the time you wish the Doomsday Device to explode in. First press “enter” then press the “next” key will cycle through minutes>hours>days>weeks, and use the keypad to insert an entry. To submit your time, press the “enter” key upon first startup. Then type in a pin number, and press “enter” to submit the PIN number, or press “next” to cancel. Once a PIN is inserted, any further changes wilk require you to type in the PIN first. Failure to type on the correct PIN in 10 attempts will cause the Doomsday Device to automatically detonate. If you have forgotten your PIN, you can request an engineer to come in and reset the Doomsday Device.
ARMING THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE:
To arm the doomsday device, type in the PIN and then press then hold the “arm” button. Type in the PIn again and the device will be armed, and begin counting down. To cancel detonation, type in the PIN and the Doomsday Device will reset.
SUPPORT:
For questions or support, please contact Jake of the New Scavangers, and he might answer just before your Doomsday Device detonates.