It started off as any other day would, the lives of Joe, Fro, Blo, Doe, and No were quite simple. Nothing was too exciting on the regular basis, just patrolling the Empire's territory. One day, a massive group of Dragon things came in and attacked. Joe, Fro, Blo, Doe, and No were on the ship "Wackataky", a small gunship patrolling the outer rim. They went into attack formation jelly, and began their assault on the Dragons. Then, before they could blink, their lives flashed before their eyes. They never knew what hit them, but we do. We are gathered here today to celebrate the lives of these 5 great people. They were only 25 years old, and then they were eaten by Sammy the space worm! He didn't mean to eat them, just the Dragons, but he accidentally opened his mouth too wide, and in they went. They will be missed. May their loved ones know they are not alone. And maybe, just maybe the Dragons will never return! You will be missed Joe, Fro, Blo, Doe and No! Goodbye.