Legios A Glitcher flies into EL territory, carrying a handheld but nonetheless massive flak cannon.
"Is this... Lacuna? Yes, yes, whew. Sorry for this intrusion, had to contact allies. Anyways, a bounty hunter blew up our Connection Ray ship. It has crash-landed on a planet we don't know yet, but it's certainly a planet. There is one sole survivor reported by whatever automatic systems survived. If we could track the location of the bounty hunter, we may-"
A transmission interjects amidst the Glitcher's speech.
"...hmph."
It ends just as abruptly.
"Huh. I must say, this person has some sense of humour! Let's hope you'll help us so we may not end up in some Darkest Dungeon."
The Glitcher bursts into robotic laughter.
"Anyway, I have a, wait. The ship just sent me its coordinates. It says: "Mountainous terrain, landing impossible. Extremely hostile fauna, do not dock. I'll make it out myself. Also, there's a high risk of heavy rain there, if your crazy arses DO decide to dock."
"Well, I can assure you that we do not longer require your help. Sorry for troubling you."
The Glitcher jumps away.
