The Guy's Taxi Services (TGTS)

the_guy545

FangTheCat Ok, ok homes!
The taxi lurches forward
Hold on, dude! Please Black Jesus, don’t let me die! I’m just a taxi driver! Woah! Their shooting at us! Why me? WHY ME! Hold on, where gonna go thru dat space construction site. Hold on!
The taxi goes through a space concrete piping, and comes out to a large station on the other side. One of the enemy ships is heard to explode.
Dude, I think this is your stop! You said it was abandoned, dog!

FangTheCat

the_guy545
He jumps out, He yells something while throwing a small orb at the taxi.
"My Name is Static!"
The orb makes contact with the taxi ship, and The driver feels dizzy for a second.
The ship is no longer in the docking port of the abandoned Station, The ship is at some sort of beacon, Outside of Tribe territory.

TheLastBeacon

I can just imagine an innocent bystander seeing all of this.

the_guy545

TheLastBeacon Yeah. Pretty intense, yet kinda funny story right?

TheLastBeacon

Better than anything I could do!
the_guy545

the_guy545

FangTheCat Man, uh, my head hurts. I didn’t even charge him. Funny huh? A random black taxi driver gets embroiled in a plot far larger than his own understanding. What am I gonna tell the boss? Oh well. Might as well kick it!
The cab speeds along. Jamoke puts on sunglasses and hangs up pink cubes on his rear view mirror. He turns his radio to full volume, and he drives home. And you know what was playing on Jamokes’s radio? This...

FangTheCat

the_guy545
The Driver notices a small bag, It has the money in it, Static must have left it on purpose, as pay...Its over triple the amount it was supposed to cost.
A transmission comes in.
/TransmissionStart/
"Hello... I am Jaystar, Leader of the Tribe Of Darkest Night, We have seen one of our patrol ships explode after a recent sighting of a ship we believe is yours, We believe a criminal was being transported, Give us his location."
(Will you do it?)
/TransmissionEnd/
( i was listening to that song while replying...)

the_guy545

FangTheCat Hm, we’ll he did give me the money, and it was triple the pay, and maybe I’ll get promoted, dude! But on da other hand, I don’t want no corporate gangs pulling up on me. Hea, lemme flip a credit. If it lands on planet, I let him go. If it lands on star, I’ll give him over. Ok, here we go dog.
Jamoke flips the credit, and it seems as though the universe slows down. It comes to a stop as it lands. Jamoke looks at it and sees that it landed...on planet.
Um, hey I don’t know where he went. He just left me. Lemme check the coordinates.
Jamoke checks his last stop, but it appears to be erased...
Um, we’ll, I remember it was in a station, with a bunch of construction dudes there. Perhaps you could ask one of yo workers that were there.
I’m just gonna slip the money here in my rear trunk...
Jamoke secretly slips it into the trunk, hoping they do not see him do so.

FangTheCat

the_guy545
A Tribal ship, similar to the one that exploded, Decloaks right next to the taxi, matching its speed, The driver of the ship stares at the Taxi driver, Then turns back into the territory for another sweep, to look for this "Criminal"
An encrypted transmission reaches the Taxi driver.
/... ...Starting/Transmission_E_Start/
"I Thank you, I am Static, in case you didn't hear me." He removes the helmet, Showing his face, it is missing his left eye entirely, and has a scar running across his entire face.
"I used to be of the Tribe.. Until... Until my entire family was killed by a rogue setting off an explosion... Nothing was done about it, I left... But I didn't stop there, I stole.. I stole too much.. Now they want me dead... Farewell for now.
/... ...Ending/Transmission_E_End/

the_guy545

FangTheCat Wow, so that’s what’s that dude looks like. I shoulda told him that Flo back at the shop is a good plastic surgeon, but oh well, homes. I wonder if I’ll ever encounter him again...

FangTheCat

the_guy545
(Most likely, yes...)

Darkhold

UNKNOWN MYSTERIOUS FACTION...

/Transmission start/
We would like to order 1000 Super cab Mark IVs and 200 Executive Cabs
/Transmission end/

the_guy545

Darkhold Right away.
A freighter containing a shipment of cabs arrives near one of your fleets
“You can handle them from there,” the pilot says.
The frieghter leaves.
Here is a question: What do you need these cabs for?

the_guy545

Darkhold Also, it will cost about 10,000,000 credits in total. So please, make sure to pay up.

Darkhold

11,000,000 credits have been sent

Darkhold

/Transmission Start/
transporting low and high ranking officials around the ringworld until we build a faster form of transportation, then it will be put to civilian use.
/Transmission End/

the_guy545

Darkhold Alrighty then. Hope you enjoy them! And please, be careful with them, especially the Supers. They are fairly expensive to build. Also, you can decorate and paint them however you want, as long as you give credit to my Taxi Services.

Darkhold

the_guy545 you can decorate and paint them however you want, as long as you give credit to my Taxi Services.

Of Course.

Darkhold

/Transmission Start/
Expensive for you, we could buy close to 1 million of them
/Transmission End/

DocSlime

the_guy545 888-123-TAXI
Celestia Beta, Slums, Western Hoxer, 83. Hoverpad set, payment in object. NOW.
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888-123-TAXI
Don't forget a bunch of fuel and armor. Way is long and official bus has some very weak armaments. Please hurry.

the_guy545

DocSlime Alrighty then. We'll send you a large cab to your location.