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Faction - Offworld (MOVED)

thebuilder

(there is a new map that lets you place your faction:https://forum.cosmoteer.net/d/3934-procedurally-generated-and-interactive-faction-territory-map/69 say how many star systems you have, and lore wise its maybe a good idee to ask if you can border my empire, the United Earthen Empire)

thebuilder

DocSlime (go look at above please)

DocSlime

thebuilder As the ships come, the party comes to an end. The Emperor of UEE is safe but drunken. Apparently, Offworlders are polite even when drunk and didn't steal anything from UEE flagship. N didn't appear in the party, he is asking about the intentions of the newly arrived ships.

DocSlime

Offworld sends a single Roamer and 500000 credits to a classified location for unknown purposes.
-1 Roamer, -500000 credits: 9 Roamers remaining and 1000000000269950 credits.

Dumb

that unknown purposes can be easily tracked tho

DocSlime

Dumb Indeed, nobody is stopping anyone from trying.

Dumb

DocSlime that's true lol

ValixorSpaceshipCo

DocSlime Valixor's Legion finds a suspicious ship near its borders that may be a Roamer.

DocSlime

Drunken Residence employees send a pod with two bottles of Offworld drink to Nova Unit so they may celebrate too. N's personal cache of drinks is now empty.

Gladiaxa

DocSlime XA Empire: We do not have a bottle?

DocSlime

Gladiaxa Transmission start
Video feed shows an employee falling asleep right on the control console. This lasts for an hour before the employee finally falls off and ends transmission by pressing half of the possible buttons on the console with his face.
Transmission end

Gladiaxa

DocSlime ...

Dumb

DocSlime aw no moonshine for us

ValixorSpaceshipCo

DocSlime After careful investigation, Valixor's Legion has determined that the potential Roamer that was nearing its borders had gone awry, with its AI making orders to destroy all planets of Valixor's Legion.

DarkPearl

DocSlime Two suspicios ships leave FTL near the border of the solar system. They hail the main planet.

Hello, we are the C.U.G, we would wish to establish trade with you. We can also help with the defense of our worlds against some enemies...
(No ships yet)

DocSlime

DarkPearl Transmission start
The video feed shows N in his uniform splattered with what appears to be blood mixed with the drink. In the background, a janitor is cleaning a wall with a ball-shaped mop.
Hello, this is the Offworld. I'm afraid that... well, simply put, there appears to be somebody... threatening us. Your help will be much appreciated in case of danger. I will allow you to trade with us, shall you send us a small gift. A handheld weapon created by your best engineers. I won't care about the quality, you don't look in the teeth of a gifted horse. However that is, I accept our alliance.
Transmission end

DocSlime

ValixorSpaceshipCo Transmission to Roamer
Alright, did I personally allow you to drink on the thrice-damned ship? Leave location at once! This is an order!
Transmission end
Roamer leaves VL's territory and cancels orders to destroy them all. The calls for destruction have only attracted a single Scout which warned N about drunken crew, as Roamers have no control over any other military.

Gladiaxa

DocSlime what threat?

DocSlime

The Offworld rulers have enough money to live without care for about 200 years, assuming they will only buy most expensive Offworld food. As so, Offworld removes a law stating that the space of Offworld fully belongs to the government. Expect lots of new spaceships, sales from the government and unexpected actions.

DocSlime

Gladiaxa Darkness, as Offworld has pretty much understood that it is not XA.

thebuilder

DocSlime /transmission/
hey uhm N, theres one of my fleets going to be stationed at offworld, ok?
/transmission end/

thebuilder

DocSlime /transmission/
since somebody is threatening you all
/transmission end/