Germany:
No, we do not wear Lederhosen everywhere.
Yes we like prezels.
NO WE ARE NOT NAZIS
No, not everyone here works hard, some work hardly
Yes, our Autobahn has no speed limit
Yes, our beer tastes better.
Yes we have over a thousand beer brands
No, we're not being overrun by immigrants. Its actually pretty tame.
No, we don't have a right wing problem. more like the opposite with these damn antifa-car-killers.
Edit:Forgot these:
No, we dont bathe in beer, thats austria
No, the Oktoberfest is not in all of germany, just in Bayern.
Yes we do make jokes about this: "Bayern is not Germany"
Yes, Bratwurst is popular af.
No, not everyone here is always on schedule, FOR EXAMPLE THE DEUTSCHE BAHN IS ALWAYS FKN LATE!
Yes the Deutsche Bahn sucks
