INTERACTIVE LORE Cosmoteer War Report 2065 (Who will you support in this war?)

Sombreroman

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Sombreroman

zergRush99 Okay. Well then. We'll just direct our attention back to our mission...

Sombreroman

IronCross42 Amazing_Goob Let the superweapon wars COMMENCE!

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Sombreroman Ok, so be it... 👿

Rangerdude

Badwolf66 can it be placed on the east side outskirts

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zergRush99 Dude how did u get that awesome flag?

zergRush99

@Namek_Cosmoteer is my dude!

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zergRush99 ok... what does that mean?

IronCross42

PREPARE TO FIRE THE SUPEREIA FIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!
A ENTIRE QUADRANT OF GOOBS SPACE IS DESTROYED (a quadrant is like 10 star systems)

Amazing_Goob

IronCross42 sorry, we have installed A.S.D. (Anti-superweapon defense)

Amazing_Goob

IronCross42

A Iron Cross lieutenant aboard a Mainstay frigate, which is one of many in this fleet, reports to the captain: "Sir! there is something small coming out of hyperspace!"
"How many?' asks the Captain.
"One."
"That's strange."
The object comes out of hyperspace. it is a large missile that painted like a Zendarian ship.
"Shoot it down." orders the captain. "it's only a single missile."
They fire the point defense. It makes a dinking sound as they bounce off.
The missile starts up its engines and starts flying at the Mainstay.
"Shoot it down!!"
"We're trying sir, it seems to be unaffected." said the lieutenant, as it flies closer.
"Brace for impact!" yells the Captain.
There never was an impact.
it hit, and then the entire fleet disappeared.

zergRush99

GOOBS SPACE?

IronCross42

YOU KNOW ITS THIS GUY AMAZING GOOB HE IS MY ENEMY also be careful i offer my protection xerg cause the super weapon wars have started so be careful and it would be a good idea to bring the blood fleet in cause this wars is about to get crazy so i suggest to duck and cover

zergRush99

IronCross42
the blood cult have thier own super weapon. more bilogical, super weapon.

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zergRush99 as do we

zergRush99

the blood cult can creat a huge cloud of sporse and infect other ships and make them part of the blood cult

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zergRush99 I meant how did u make the flag move...

mystery_player

zergRush99 sounds like the viriods

Per05

Does anyone want to be allied with RJE Rebellion Jelloid empire?

Sombreroman

Ship shakes slightly
Carnivore Waiter: What was that, sir?

The Man: I don't know. Seems like something exploded or something. Whatever it was, it made my drink spill. Waiter, mind getting me a refill?

Carnivore Waiter: ... Yes sir. Oh, Isn't it about time you update the status for our other fleets and friends back home?

The Man: Eh. Not yet. Let them keep working. Should they encounter an issue, I'll let them contact us. The plan is going smoothly, even if we lost a fleet. My favourite thing about these terrorists is that they're bold and they attack out of nowhere. Admirable feats by me...

Meanwhile...
This is Shatter Five. Do you have sights on our target?

Yes, Sir.

Let's give them everything we've got! Full charge!

Sombreroman

Badwolf66 This is Galactic Civil Workings. Jelloid Republic, We've heard that you are having an issue at this time. We can see It's a time of suffering for your people. Although it's still a definite prototype, we'd like to offer you some assistance. We offer you about 500 Spectral Zeppelins, new prototypes from our secret commonwealth army. These heavily fortified ships deal their worth in siege support, but they are still in development. We would also be interested in funding restoration of your properties, as long as you agree to pay us back after the war.

We have already painted the zeppelins for you. They are missile ships.
image https://i.imgur.com/62V5qrV.jpg
They cost just under 260K in credit cost. We will supply more should the need arise.

Badwolf66

Sombreroman Jelloid Republic thanks you for your kind offer but they say improve on them and the 500 will be bought.
[Interesting revelation ahead]
The civil-proxy war hasn't economically crippled them yet they still have a good few hundred trillion illegally stashed away.
Over the years due to lack of war the Jelloid stockpile of warships (Proper warships) were all sold as scrap or mothballed then canniblised because greedy politicians were lying about how bad the austerity was.
The Klax Capital ship what they are calling it now is nothing more then a weaponed up light cruiser.

Sombreroman

Suddenly, we're fully aware that the ships do not work well. Don't fret. We'll just use a different ship to provide.

creeperindustry

Amazing_Goob FEAR MY ANTI-ANTI-SUPERWEAPON!!!

soldier: sir we dont have a superweapon in the first place yet.....
General: sssttt they dont know that