/transmission begin (CODE RED)/
Chain: Chain again. you may want to get more serious about this eye... ummm, im not sure how to say this, Jack, I’ll let you try.
Jack: well, to put it in laments terms, ITS AN INTERDIMENTIONAL BEAST THAT CAN WARP SPACE AND TIME AND DOESN’T LIKE BEING POKED WITH LONG STICKS/SHOT WITH LASERS/CANONS/MISSILES!!!
Chain: umm, yup that about sums it up... uhh, chain out.
/transmission end/