In that one forgotten colony on the edge of the universe, someone interprited the Bible differently. And others agreed. And now all those maniacs are coming for our peaceful little Earth to return the Holy Grail from dirty heretics.

Grasshopper
Weight: 50.9 tonns
Crew: 6 mad priests
Weaponry: 2 small blasters
The smallest fighter involved in the crusade. No defense or FTL drive. Created just to spectacularly die in the first few seconds of a fight.

Fly Of Egypt
Weight: 61.2 tonns
Crew: 8 annoying priests
Weaponry: 1 electro bolt
No one thought that it would actually work, but it did. Unlike the "Grasshopper", this fighter is lightly armored, so it requires more then one hit to turn into space dust. Made to weaken the enemys' defense and just to annoy them.
Quite fast.

Crusader
Weight: 128.2 tonns
Crew: 20 crusaders
Weaponry: 6 small blasters
A small ship created as "the main force of the Holy Crusade", but turned out to be a bit slow for it's size and not as effective, as The Mad Pope wanted it to be.

Alt. Crusader
Weight: 126.3 tonns
Crew: 20 alternative crusaders
Weaponry: 2 ion beams; 2 small blasters
"Crusader" with slightly more power... A bit less useless, can actually do a visible amount of damage.

Disarmer
Weight: 182.8 tonns
Crew: 38 pacifistic crusaders (they are not pacifistic, they just think they are)
Weaponry: 6 electro bolts
Too heavy and expensive for an assist ship? Maybe, but still does an OK job helping bigger ships during the battle.

Cockroach
Weight: 425 tonns
Crew: 44 mad priests
Weaponry: 2 large cannons, 2 small cannons, 4 small blasters
Hem-hem, HOLY Cockroach. A light battlecruiser. Has 4 control rooms just in case.

God's Cow
Weight: 625.3 tonns
Crew: 86 mad priests
Weaponry: 4 missile launchers
Wow, that's one weird name.
Crowded with people like church on sundays. Yes, they all gonna die due to the weak defenses, problems with power and tonns of explosives on board.
This cruiser can't serve as the main attack power in the fleet, it's meant to assist.

Stigmata
Weight: 931.4 tonns
Crew: 140 mad priests
Weaponry: 4 ion beams, 8 electro bolts
In my opinion, this thing looks cool. Not wery good defenses and and not enough firepower for the biggest attack cruiser involved in a holy crusade tho.
Oh, it still looks cool.

Third Turtle
Weight: 1770.3 tonns
Crew: 108 useless priests
Was ment to become a carrier, but the chief engineer was executed for herecy, so... nobody knows, how to dock anything to it. The Mad Pope said, that he is working on it. Meanwhile, this thing can serve as a massive meatshield.

Pantocrator
Weight: 4679.5 tonns
Crew: 600 mad priests
Weaponry: 7 ion beams; 14 missile launchers; 18 large cannons
Look at he! The flagman of the Holy Crusade! No, The Mad Pope is not coming himself. Maybe he will, on an even bigger and better ship. But yeah, that's it for now.