WingedDestro The bartender ducks under and grabs a couple of soda cans, branded "Space Up". The brand was apparently a "Donk Co. Subsidary", whatever "Donk Co." was. Regardless of the branding, it did taste cool and refreshing, almost minty...
Having removed the cans from the - presumably - minifridge, the bartender grabs a glass out and begins spraying various amounts of fizzy drinks into it, before producing a bubbly mix of flavours, which would satisfy even the strongest of sweet tooths... it hits hard.
The bartender mixes together some more drinks into a fancy novelty curved glass, before adding some red and black dye, mixing it together. The result was a dark swirling formation, looking like a wirlpool. Fancy. It tasted sour.
The R-P was delivered straight from the tap... and it tasted like... forums. Whatever that means.